Finest Weed in the Southfarthing

This week, New Zealand legalized the use of 'low risk' designer drugs. I know a particular wizard who will be happy to be dipping back into the Old Toby and Longbottom Leaf.

29 days...

Fantasy Football, Hockey Edition: Sharks vs Kings

I'll admit, I'm a bit biased on this one. GO SHARKS!

Look for more Fantasy Football artwork coming soon, including prints from last season which will be on sale at San Diego Comic Con. Any requests for favorite FF illustrations that you'd like to see as prints?

17 days...

The Imp & The Pimp

18 days...

The Imp & The Pimp, Part 11 of 11

The final installment in a series of storyboards used as a portfolio to apply for a story position at Pixar.

Joffrey: "I am the King! Kings do not leap from buildings!"

Stark Soldier 1: "Make way, people!" Step aside!"

Stark Soldier 2: "Come 'ere, Lannisters! We'll have your heads for this!"

Tyrion: "Just aim for those bails of hay! They should be enough to break our fall!"

Joffrey: "Why am I even listening to you? I'm the King, and the King does what he--"

SFX: (SLAP!)

Tyrion: "We Jump."

Tyrion: "Looks like you'll get that roll in the hay after all, nephew!"

SFX: (Squish!)

Joffrey: "This is NOT hay."

Tyrion: "Get in the wheel barrow."

Tyrion: "Happy Nameday Joffrey!"

Joffrey: "I hate you."

THE END.

I hope you've enjoyed the series! Can't wait for the ACTUAL Game of Thrones fun to recommence in a couple of weeks. Till then, remember to always pay your debts!

18 days...

The Imp & The Pimp, Part 10 of 11

Part ten in a series of boards used as a portfolio to apply for a story position at Pixar. 

Joffrey: "This is the worst nameday ever! When we get back to King's Landing, I'm going to have you thrown into the deepest, darkest dungeon!"

Tyrion: "IF, your grace. IF we make it back to King's Landing."

Tyrion: "You're assuming we escape this blazing inferno..."

Tyrion: "...and somehow circumvent those blood-thirsy Stark soldiers!"

Tyrion: "Though, at the moment, a cool shady dungeon sounds fairly pleasant!"

SFX: (dog barking)

SFX: (dog barking)

Stark Soldiers: "There they are! Up there!"

Tyrion: "I really wish you hadn't kicked that dog."

Next, the Conclusion: "The Ill-Fated King"

25 days...

The Imp & The Pimp, Part 9 of 11

Part nine in a series of boards used as a portfolio to apply for a story position at Pixar. Apparently I've been miscounting, so instead of this being part 8 of 10, it's 9 of 11. Enjoy!

Tyrion: "Excellent!"

Tyrion: "The fire hasn't spooked our horses!"

Tyrion: "Now all we have to do is..."

SFX: (Wind)

Tyrion: "Seven hells, the Starks are down there waiting for us!"

Tyrion: "We may have to double back."

Joffrey: "This couldn't possibly get any worse."

Lady of the Night: "EEE!"

Patron: "AHHH!"

Tyrion: "Back to Plan A, then!"

Commoners: "Run! It's become an inferno!"

Barman: "The flames must've reached my Dornish summerwine!"

Tyrion: "So the barman DID have summerwine!"

Joffrey: "This is the worst nameday ever! When we get back to King's Landing, I'm going to have you thrown into the deepest, darkest dungeon!"

Tyrion: "IF, your grace. IF we make it back to King's Landing."

Next Week: Out on a Ledge!

33 days...

The Imp & The Pimp, Part 7 of 10

Lady of the Night: (Screams)

Patron: "Hey!"

 Tyrion: "Oh..."

 Tyrion: "Please, don't mind us!"

Tyrion: "We will be out of your luscious hair momentarily!"

Tyrion: "Excellent!"

Next week: "My Kingdom for a Horse!"

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