The Imp & The Pimp, Part 3 of 10

 Tyrion: "Many thanks, barman!"

SFX: Gold pieces clink down on bar

 

Tyrion: "I propose a toast..."

SFX: Glug, glug, glug

Tyrion: "Long live the little shit." 

SFX: doors burst open, men enter cheering and chanting

SFX, continued OS: Men cheering and chanting

 

SFX: Men cheering and chanting

SFX: Men cheering and chanting

SFX: Men cheering and chanting

Tyrion: "Seven hells..."

Joffrey: "Ahh! This peasant piss isn't half-bad! What say we order another round, uncle?"

 Joffrey: "Uncle?"

 Joffrey: "Ah! Our bannermen! I didn't know we had allies this far North."

Tyrion: "Joffrey, those aren't our bannermen."

 Joffrey: "How can you tell?"

Next Week: "Hear Me Roar"

11 days...

The Imp & The Pimp, Part 2 of 10

(Men grunting)

Victor: "HAH!"

Loser: "SEVEN HELLS!"

Joffrey: "Barbaric!"

Tyrion: "Brilliant!"

Tyrion: "Come nephew, let us belly up to the bar!"

 Bar Fly: "So I says to Red Malik, I says..." 

 Bar Fly: "...this one ain't worth our trouble, but 'er sister on the other hand..."

 Tyrion: "Excuse me, barkeep!"

Tyrion: "I'd like two drinks, my good man."

Tyrion: "One for me..."

Tyrion: "...and one for my nephew here. It is his sixteenth nameday!"

Barkeep: "Alright then, what'll it be?"

Joffrey: "Give me a glass of Dornish summerwine."

Barkeep: "Don' 'ave any."

 Joffrey: "Arbor Gold, then."

Barkeep: "Don' 'ave that, either."

Joffrey: "Surely you carry Myrish sour red!"

Barkeep: "Nope."

Tyrion: "Perhaps you can save us all the headache and tell us what you do serve."

SFX: Clack!

Next week: Joffrey's first drink!

18 days...

The Imp & The Pimp, Part 1 of 10

Note: this story takes place during book/season two, A Clash of Kings. Minor spoiler alert for anyone who has yet to read the first book, or watch the first season. Enjoy!

Tyrion: "Ah, the Leaky Tankard In..."

 Tyrion: "As fine a place as any for a lad's 16th nameday!"

Joffrey: "It looks abhorrent. And why must we wear these rags? It smells like someone died in mine"

Tyrion: "That is likely the case, nephew. But the rags must be worn."

Tyrion: "You're the King now..."

 Tyrion: "...and the King must learn the ways of his subjects, the common man."

 Joffrey: "And you believe I'll gain this education..."

 Joffrey: "In a shit hole like this?"

 Tyrion: "If not an education, at least a good roll in the hay."

 Dog: *Yipe!*

Next week: Two Lannisters walk into a bar

25 days...

The Imp & the Pimp

Last year, I transitioned from animation to the story department. To do so, I had to prepare a portfolio and since I hadn't assembled a portfolio since school, I had to create some new material. Now, I think of writing as a free vacation that I can take to any place, any time, with any characters. So, naturally, I chose to visit Westeros with my two favorite characters: Joffrey and Tyrion Lannister.

I'll be sharing a segment of my boards every Wednesday, concluding March 13th on the Season Three premiere. Check back tomorrow for the first installment of...

26 days...