"Hot as a pistol!"

We finally have an answer to that age-old question of "Why did the chicken cross the road?" That answer is (drum roll, please)....42! Haha, count on the readers of the AustinTranslation to vote that one in. I'm guessing we have some Douglas Adams fans out there. There's one Adams quote that I can personally relate to, "I love deadlines, I like the whooshing sound they make when they fly by."

Thanks for your votes on this week's Oscar polls. Be sure to vote on all seven Oscar categories, if you please. Everyone knows that behind every Oscar-nominated film is a good story, but the video below proves that the movie theater isn't the only place to find an amazing drama. Some of the most inspiring tales come from the faith, courage, and down-right blessings in the world around us. Enjoy!

Word to the wise: if you attack an ice dwarf, try to kill it with the first blow.

Keith Olbermann: Mordant Meets the Eyes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side? A likely story. Vote on this month's poll so we can finally get to the bottom of this mystery!