Don't let that recession get in the way of you and a good fireworks show! And what better way to prove you're still on the top of the food chain than by eating a bald eagle?
Britain may have the monarchy, but here in 'Murica we can all eat like kings! SFfoodwars.com has the recipe for Elvis Pie, which combines the king's love of peanut butter and bananas (sorry, we didn't have any room for mayo and bacon).
Oh, and make sure to have some Elvis movies on in the background so that the sweet sounds of the king are baked directly into each ingredient.