Saturday, March 06, 2010

WANTED're on notice! I could look the other way while you were smashing up TIE fighters and 8-bit space ships. I don't even mind what you've done to the moon, I'm sure he had it coming. But according to this article, paleontologists have finally proven that you and you alone are guilty for the demise of the majestic dinosaurs.

And I don't want to hear any of this "it was an accident" nonsense. You hurled into the Earth at what smart men with large calculators say was 20 times the velocity of a speeding bullet, causing a blast over a billion times worse than the Hiroshima bomb!! I just can't look the other way anymore. Asteroids, watch your cratered backs, cuz Earth is coming for justice!

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