SFX: VWOOM!
Joffrey: (whimpering)
Tyrion: "Come, Joffrey!"
Tyrion: "I believe we've worn out our welcome!"
Stark Soldier: "Not so fast, Imp!"
Tyrion: "You look tired..."
Tyrion: "Here, have a seat!"
Joffrey: "Is this all a..." (hiccup) "...joke to you?!"
Tyrion: "Come now, nephew, I just saved your life!"
Joffrey: "I'm not your nephew, I'm your..." (hiccup) ...King! And you're not saving my life, you're endangering it!"
Patron: "Do you smell something burning?"
Lady of the Night: (screams)
Patron: Hey!
Next Week: "Hot and Brotheled"
11 days...
3 comments:
and here I thought only playing with knives and fire could scar you forever...
I love this series and it saddens me that it's halfway over. Please extend it or make a new series after the Imp and the Pimp is over!
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