The Imp & The Pimp, Part 5 of 10

Part four in a series of boards used as a portfolio to apply for a story position at Pixar.

Joffrey: "I...uh..."

Stark Bannerman: "Sorry lad, you'll have to speak up. I'm a bit 'ard of 'earing!"

Joffrey: "TYRION, DO SOMETHING!!!"

Tyrion: (Gasp!)

Bar Flies: (Whispering) "Tyrion?"

Bar Flies: (Whispering) "Could it be?"

Bar Flies: (Whispering) "Tyrion the Imp?"

Stark Bannerman: "Tyrion, is it? Wouldn't be Tyrion Lannister, would it, wee man?

Tyrion: "Ha! I can assure you one thing, my robust friend..."

Tyrion: "If I was Tyrion Lannister..."

Tyrion: "...you wouldn't catch me in a rat's next like this!"

Barman: "Rat's nest??"

Stark Bannerman: "And I suppose you're some OTHER toe-headed half-man named Tyrion?"

Tyrion: "You and your men have been drinking quite heavily, haven't you?"

Stark Bannerman: "Aye, we enjoy a stiff drink after a victory over Lannister pansies!"

(Stark men cheer in agreement)

Tyrion: "And I'll wager a big man like you drinks enough to piss pure ale!"

Stark Bannerman: "HA!"

Stark Bannerman: "Aye, half-man. They say a Northman's piss is volatile as wildfire!"

Tyrion: "That's what I'm counting on."

 SFX: VWOOM!

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