Fantasy Football III: Broncos vs Falcons

The Falcons may not look like much, but they've got it where it counts.

44 days...

Tournament Squirrels

Here's my take on last weekend's four-panel story challenge, "Tournament Squirrels." Damn, knights are fun to draw!

44 days...

Languid Jack-O-Lanterns

Last week, I challenged the Twitterverse to board a four-panel sequence illustrating the theme, "Languid Jack-O-Lanterns." I strayed pretty far from the actual meaning of 'languid,' but the sequence was fun to board, none the less. Enjoy! 

SFX: Footsteps 

SFX: Creaky door

Sally: "Jack, are you okay? I noticed your most recent Jack-O-Lanterns are looking a little...off..."

Jack: "I haven't had much time for pumpkin carving, Sally. You see, I've discovered a new enthralling holiday..."

Jack: "FLAG DAY!"

If you'd like to participate in this weekend's four-panel challenge, the theme is "Tournament Squirrels."

47 days...

Farmville

I have a theory that Zynga is slowly enslaving the human race in a Blofeldian scheme of world domination and I refuse to take part. After all, "Farmville Invite" is an anagram for "Villain Vet Firm." I always wondered where Bond baddies took their pet kitties and sharks when they got sick.

So next time someone sends you a Farmville invite, feel free to drop this on their FB wall. It's a cute way to say, "You're one invite away from being unfriended."

Say no to evil. Say no to Farmville. 

48 days...

First Day of Class

It's first day of class for our Fall Semester at the Academy of Art University, which means printing up a fresh batch of inspiration packets (art compliments of the great Tom Gately) and a fresh horrifying paint job at the Academy.

The paint scheme is already having adverse effects on our students.

Can't wait to see what effect an entire semester in this crimson nightmare will have on my psyche. Stay tuned!

49 days...

Fantasy Football II: Ravens vs Bengals

In Game of Thrones, ravens are messenger birds used to deliver bad news across great distances. It's looking like Marvin Lewis is going to have to send a raven back home to Cincinnati after the carrion birds pick the Bengals' bones clean tonight.

51 days...

Chades Challenge LXIX: Bitter Cheerleaders

Who says cheerleaders are airheads? All the cheerleaders I've ever known are ambitious with a capital "A!" 

If you have any designs of your own, let me know and I'll post them below. As always, all are welcome to contribute! Otherwise, you can join in September 21st for...

CHADES CHALLENGE LXX:

UNSAVORY UNICORNS

54 days...

Giants vs. Cowboys

This is why I'm not a huge football fan. When I hear "Giants vs Cowboys," I imagine something along these lines...

...in which case I'd bet on the giants every single time.

0 days...Game Time!

Green Lantern

Below is the Green Lantern redesign that DC unveiled yesterday, complete with gimp mask, biker gloves and gun. This called for a redesign.

I hope that gun is worth the beating Batman is going to give him for breaking Rule #1.

0 days...hut, hut, HIKE!

Lusty Faith

Last Friday, I issued another four-panel story challenge. This time the theme was "lusty faith". An old joke immediately came to mind, and here's what I came up with:

SFX: Abbey bell tolls.

SFX: Birds chirping, gentle breeze blowing.

SFX: Nuns giggle.

Nun: "You two will stop giggling at once, or heaven help me I'll put the seats back on these bicycles!"

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