The Imp & The Pimp, Part 4 of 10

Joffrey: "Pissing on MY banner?? I'll have their heads!"

Tyrion: "Joffrey NO!"

Joffrey: "Before you do anything rash, please consider the effect it may have on our heads."

Joffrey: "The lion does not fear the wolf!"

Tyrion: "Yes, but the wise lion knows to fear the pack of wolves."

Joffrey: "Those stupid Northerners wouldn't even know which end of the sword to point at me!"

Joffrey: "Give me thirty seconds against one of those crannogmen...!"

Joffrey: "I'll split him nose to toes..."

Joffrey: "...and paint the fields yellow..."

Joffrey: "...with his craven innards!"

Stark bannerman: "And whose innards would those be, boy?"

Joffrey: "I...uh..."

Next Week: "The Stark Knight Rises"

4 days...

A Palatable Lunch

When I saw a that a child had furiously scribbled a swatch of color on my lunch menu yesterday, I felt inclined to contribute a doodle of my own to complete the scene.

I wonder which cocktail the kid ordered.

6 days...

Chades Challenge LXXVI: Hansel & Gretel

Alohomora, bitches.

As always, the Chades (Character Design) Challenge is open to anyone who wants to contribute. If you have a Hansel & Gretel design of your own, let me know and I'll post your art below. Otherwise, you can join in February 8th for a special Chades Challenge in honor of Jules Verne's birthday...

Chades Challenge LXXVII

Steampunk Cloudsurfers

Vi-Dieu "The Laughter in Slaughter" Nguyen

9 days...

JJ Abrams is Directing 'Star Wars'

It's as if a million nerds cried out in jubilation, and were suddenly hopeful.

10 days...

The Hobbit Wager

I lost a Rotten Tomatoes wager to Everett Downing when The Hobbit scored a very-unwhopping 65% RT score (needless to say, I had much higher hoped). The stakes were loser draws winner as a character from the film. Here's the spoils of war:

I'm looking forward to drawing Ev as Jimmy Olsen when I lose our inevitable Man of Steel RT wager.

10 days...

The Imp & The Pimp, Part 3 of 10

 Tyrion: "Many thanks, barman!"

SFX: Gold pieces clink down on bar

 

Tyrion: "I propose a toast..."

SFX: Glug, glug, glug

Tyrion: "Long live the little shit." 

SFX: doors burst open, men enter cheering and chanting

SFX, continued OS: Men cheering and chanting

 

SFX: Men cheering and chanting

SFX: Men cheering and chanting

SFX: Men cheering and chanting

Tyrion: "Seven hells..."

Joffrey: "Ahh! This peasant piss isn't half-bad! What say we order another round, uncle?"

 Joffrey: "Uncle?"

 Joffrey: "Ah! Our bannermen! I didn't know we had allies this far North."

Tyrion: "Joffrey, those aren't our bannermen."

 Joffrey: "How can you tell?"

Next Week: "Hear Me Roar"

11 days...

TriCarrotTops

Everett and I were brainstorming candidates for his 365 Supers blog yesterday, and we came up with "TriCarrotTops." I immediately wondered what would happen if a proper comet hit a prop comic, and came up with this monstrosity.

Ev went an entirely different direction with, "TriCaretTop".

Interestingly enough, Ev informed me that karat not only refers to the purity of a diamond, but also the triangular cut. How fitting for our three-horned hero!

12 days...

Fantasy Football XXII: Ravens vs Patriots

New England shall return to the Superbowl...nevermore.

13 days...

Fratman

My buddy Chris Palmer invited me to contribute to his new blog, Batman Tag You're It, a collection of Batman fanart where each artist tags the next for each consecutive submission.

Since I've been either animating and storyboarding on Monsters University for the past year, I'm in a very collegiate state of mind. Plus, with his Olympic level strength and stamina, Batman would be amazing at keg stands.

16 days...

The Imp & The Pimp, Part 2 of 10

(Men grunting)

Victor: "HAH!"

Loser: "SEVEN HELLS!"

Joffrey: "Barbaric!"

Tyrion: "Brilliant!"

Tyrion: "Come nephew, let us belly up to the bar!"

 Bar Fly: "So I says to Red Malik, I says..." 

 Bar Fly: "...this one ain't worth our trouble, but 'er sister on the other hand..."

 Tyrion: "Excuse me, barkeep!"

Tyrion: "I'd like two drinks, my good man."

Tyrion: "One for me..."

Tyrion: "...and one for my nephew here. It is his sixteenth nameday!"

Barkeep: "Alright then, what'll it be?"

Joffrey: "Give me a glass of Dornish summerwine."

Barkeep: "Don' 'ave any."

 Joffrey: "Arbor Gold, then."

Barkeep: "Don' 'ave that, either."

Joffrey: "Surely you carry Myrish sour red!"

Barkeep: "Nope."

Tyrion: "Perhaps you can save us all the headache and tell us what you do serve."

SFX: Clack!

Next week: Joffrey's first drink!

18 days...